<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Travels of Dave</title><description>Travel essays by Dave — the stories are free and you get what you pay for.</description><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/</link><item><title>An &quot;Awesome&quot; wedding</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/an-awesome-wedding/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/an-awesome-wedding/</guid><description>An invitation to a wedding in India, which I RSVP&apos;d with a heartfelt &quot;fuck yes.&quot; Two days of color and joy, then Goa... a chakra-unblocking shack, an oily straight-razor shave, and inevitable food poisoning.</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A long way to go for a pint</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/a-long-way-to-go-for-a-pint/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/a-long-way-to-go-for-a-pint/</guid><description>I visit Wales (its flag has a dragon — reason enough), drink my way through England&apos;s pubs and the Lake District, and attend &quot;Man Camp&quot; with a friend who may be a serial killer.</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>North of the Wall</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/north-of-the-wall/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/north-of-the-wall/</guid><description>Sweden&apos;s Arctic north &quot;beyond the Wall,&quot; where climate change cancels the snow and the lights, dinners are 96% salt, and my dad lands in the ER over two kilos of porcini.</description><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2022 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Blød Indeni</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/bl-d-indeni/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/bl-d-indeni/</guid><description>A week in Copenhagen with my oldest friend Woods: Pastries, a living Viking boat museum, an inescapable Danish pop earworm, and a regrettable run-in with Kim&apos;s pork cracklings.</description><pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2021 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Coronegroni Vacation</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-coronegroni-vacation/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-coronegroni-vacation/</guid><description>Dawn and I take an Italy vacation that unfolds against the dawn of the pandemic: Carnevale, Pompeii, Prague, a dead body in Naples, and a deep, abiding love of the Negroni.</description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2020 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ice Baths in the Jungle</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/ice-baths-in-the-jungle/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/ice-baths-in-the-jungle/</guid><description>A Wim Hof retreat in the Costa Rican jungle with daily ice baths, breathwork, honey in the eyes, and campfire conversation ranging from sloths to reptilian overlords.</description><pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2019 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Velia Leoni (April 1, 1916 – January 14, 2019)</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/velia-leoni-april-1-1916-january-14-2019/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/velia-leoni-april-1-1916-january-14-2019/</guid><description>A loving farewell to my grandma who lived a remarkable life that spanned more than a century.</description><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2019 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>What you&apos;ve heard about El Salvador is probably wrong</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/what-you-ve-heard-about-el-salvador-is-probably-wrong/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/what-you-ve-heard-about-el-salvador-is-probably-wrong/</guid><description>El Salvador has a reputation, and I found a country that mostly defies it. A short dispatch arguing the place is far better than its headlines.</description><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Spleen Sandwich</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/spleen-sandwich/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/spleen-sandwich/</guid><description>Sicily with the gang. Mount Etna and Palermo street food that climaxes with a deep-fried spleen sandwich. Magical.</description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2017 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>5000 years ago...</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/5000-years-ago/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/5000-years-ago/</guid><description>Malta: 5,000-year-old temples, a 4D movie that mists your face, terrifying drives through medieval streets, and place names so fun to say they&apos;re like Pop Rocks for your mouth.</description><pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2017 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Aventuras Nicas (Segunda Parte)</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/aventuras-nicas-segunda-parte/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/aventuras-nicas-segunda-parte/</guid><description>Part two of the Nicaragua road trip with more volcanoes, beaches, and beer, as I make the case that the country everyone questioned is quietly one of the best.</description><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Aventuras Nicas (Primera Parte)</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/aventuras-nicas-primera-parte/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/aventuras-nicas-primera-parte/</guid><description>&quot;So... why Nicaragua?&quot; Dawn and I road-trip the country everyone keeps asking us about: Volcanoes, colonial towns, and the start of an unexpectedly great little adventure.</description><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2016 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Belgian Beer and other stuff</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/belgian-beer-and-other-stuff/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/belgian-beer-and-other-stuff/</guid><description>A photo-heavy ramble through England, Amsterdam, Belgium, and Italy. The highlights: a new love of Belgian beer, and getting to wield a broadsword in a castle museum.</description><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2015 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Turkish Delights</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/turkish-delights/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/turkish-delights/</guid><description>Turkey, where the airline loses my underwear for 17 days, the Blue Mosque can&apos;t compete with haggling for knock-off shorts, and Dawn threatens me with three creative fates.</description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2014 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Halfway Home</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/halfway-home/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/halfway-home/</guid><description>Halfway through brewing school, drowning in the 25 liters of beer I make each week, with a side trip to Edinburgh where every pub is mysteriously, suspiciously out of haggis.</description><pubDate>Sun, 18 Aug 2013 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Beer School</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/beer-school/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/beer-school/</guid><description>I go to beer school in Sunderland to study brewing, dodge Mackem-vs-Geordie warfare, and learn what once added &quot;body&quot; to a batch.</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jun 2013 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ending with Machu Picchu</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/ending-with-machu-picchu/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/ending-with-machu-picchu/</guid><description>I save Machu Picchu for last, mostly so nobody&apos;d bust my balls about skipping it. Seven months on the road end in the clouds, with guinea pig that tastes like rabbit.</description><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Andes to Amazon</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/andes-to-amazon/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/andes-to-amazon/</guid><description>From a freezing Andean village to the steaming Amazon. Pre-Inca burial grounds, a beer-loving coati, and a sleeping-pill haze in which I win a mug on a Jehovah&apos;s Witness bus.</description><pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Unbelievable Uyuni</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/unbelievable-uyuni/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/unbelievable-uyuni/</guid><description>Three days across Bolivia&apos;s salt flats and Martian deserts in a Land Cruiser, turning into &quot;Man Jerky&quot; at altitude, where the guides&apos; phones don&apos;t work.</description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Up Among The Clouds</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/up-among-the-clouds/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/up-among-the-clouds/</guid><description>Floating among the clouds on Lake Titicaca, a homestay on Amantani, then a border crossing that delights me to no end.</description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sand Dunes and Guano</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/sand-dunes-and-guano/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/sand-dunes-and-guano/</guid><description>Peru begins with salchipapas (fries, sausage, and a fried egg), dune buggies over endless sand, an island made of bird poop, and me towering over an entire country of hobbits.</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Last Days in Thailand</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/last-days-in-thailand/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/last-days-in-thailand/</guid><description>Last days in Bangkok, including a friend faking a family emergency to quit his job only for the cabbie&apos;s &quot;shortcut&quot; to drive him straight past his own school at pickup time.</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Return to Khao Lak</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/return-to-khao-lak/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/return-to-khao-lak/</guid><description>I return to the houses I built years ago, now lived-in, the town transformed. I take the hint it&apos;s time to go when the cook drunk-dials my door at 11pm.</description><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Update from Siam</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/update-from-siam/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/update-from-siam/</guid><description>Life settles into beach, training, and beer in Phuket. The 19-year-olds spar like kangaroos on meth.</description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Phuket:  Where Pheople come to Phuck</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/phuket-where-pheople-come-to-phuck/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/phuket-where-pheople-come-to-phuck/</guid><description>I train muay thai in Phuket, running a daily gauntlet of four girly bars to reach the gym and wearing enough Tiger Balm to be smelled across continents.</description><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Pop&apos;s Wedding</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/pop-s-wedding/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/pop-s-wedding/</guid><description>Back in Bangkok for my friend Pop&apos;s wedding: a Thai celebration, old friends, and the start of another long stretch in my adopted second home.</description><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bresh across the U.S.</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/bresh-across-the-u-s/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/bresh-across-the-u-s/</guid><description>Months of cross-country footage cut into one rambling 15-minute travelogue. For those who prefer movies to books. You&apos;re welcome.</description><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Back to the Bay</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/back-to-the-bay/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/back-to-the-bay/</guid><description>The epic U.S. drive closes through Seattle and the redwoods. Final tally: 13,578 miles, 34 microbreweries.</description><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>From Yellowstone to Primus</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/from-yellowstone-to-primus/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/from-yellowstone-to-primus/</guid><description>Yellowstone&apos;s geysers and bison give way to a Primus show out west; nature and Les Claypool in the same unlikely week of the road trip.</description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Chicago and the Endless Plains</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/chicago-and-the-endless-plains/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/chicago-and-the-endless-plains/</guid><description>I prove, scientifically, that friends make you fat, then cross the coma-inducing corn of Iowa and South Dakota toward a beard-measuring showdown with Mount Rushmore.</description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The North, Eh</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-north-eh/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-north-eh/</guid><description>A week in Canada, where the people are unsettlingly nice, Ottawa offers little but drunks outside grocery stores, and I catch my first-ever fish.</description><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjour Quebec</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/bonjour-quebec/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/bonjour-quebec/</guid><description>Foggy Cape Cod, a regrettable pint of maple syrup, and a French-Canadian border guard who doesn&apos;t like the look of me and then Montreal, mid-protest and electric.</description><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Now Entering New England</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/now-entering-new-england/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/now-entering-new-england/</guid><description>Into the Northeast: The worst beer Dogfish Head ever made, my theory that New Jersey Guidos are basically Orcs, and the legend of a strip club called the Golden Banana.</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Goodbye Confederacy</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/goodbye-confederacy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/goodbye-confederacy/</guid><description>Up the Southern coast through haunting Savannah and Charleston, past too many Confederate flags, to Myrtle Beach: A 15-mile strip mall I describe in withering, loving detail.</description><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Civil War, Civil Rights, and Delta Blues</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/civil-war-civil-rights-and-delta-blues/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/civil-war-civil-rights-and-delta-blues/</guid><description>Through Memphis and the Delta: Beale Street blues, the gut-punch of the Civil Rights Museum, and Graceland, proof we should be glad Elvis chose music over interior decorating.</description><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Across the Southwest and Route 66</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/across-the-southwest-and-route-66/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/across-the-southwest-and-route-66/</guid><description>Alone on Route 66, I start talking to my car, watch a man fail to eat a 72-oz steak, and confirm that Oklahoma is, in fact, boring as fuck.</description><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Leaving California</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/leaving-california/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/leaving-california/</guid><description>The road trip rolls out of California: Big Sur&apos;s coast and a San Diego beer pilgrimage, and the Gaslamp Quarter.</description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Every Day is Saturday</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/every-day-is-saturday/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/every-day-is-saturday/</guid><description>I quit my job with nothing lined up to go drive around the country. My grandma&apos;s verdict: &quot;You have mental problems. You need to see a doctor.&quot; And so the road trip begins.</description><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Carnevale di Viareggio 2012</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/carnevale-di-viareggio-2012/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/carnevale-di-viareggio-2012/</guid><description>Back to Viareggio for Carnevale: Four-story mechanized floats, costumes, and a hometown that shuts down for a month to party.</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Two Gigs, One Week</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/two-gigs-one-week/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/two-gigs-one-week/</guid><description>Two shows in one week with the band. My brief, sweaty stint as a working musician, in pictures.</description><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kaka Bloc</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/kaka-bloc/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/kaka-bloc/</guid><description>I return to finish the Cité Soleil clinic and get rechristened by a pack of pantsless six-year-olds as &quot;Kaka Bloc.&quot;</description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Week in Pictures</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/a-week-in-pictures/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/a-week-in-pictures/</guid><description>A camera carried through one ordinary San Francisco week with open mics, street food, lowriders, homebrew, and far too many photos of the office.</description><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ridin&apos; the Trans Mongolian</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/ridin-the-trans-mongolian/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/ridin-the-trans-mongolian/</guid><description>The whole Beijing-to-Moscow odyssey stitched into one video. Feel the power of the Panda.</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Paris of Siberia</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-paris-of-siberia/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-paris-of-siberia/</guid><description>Across the Russian border to Irkutsk, the &quot;Paris of Siberia&quot; where the train nearly leaves Mae behind for good.</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Everyone Loves a Panda</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/everyone-loves-a-panda/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/everyone-loves-a-panda/</guid><description>The Trans-Mongolian begins in Beijing, where three of us in panda hats become genuine celebrities, the air is &quot;burnt sienna,&quot; and the Forbidden Palace has a basketball court.</description><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Helping Tammy</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/helping-tammy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/helping-tammy/</guid><description>Two weeks building a clinic in Cité Soleil with cement mixers that turn out to be &quot;two guys with a shovel,&quot; a robbery at gunpoint, and a P.S. asking my grandma not to read paragraph two.</description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fun With Meds</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/fun-with-meds/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/fun-with-meds/</guid><description>I prep for Haiti by buying 32 pounds of Epsom salts and yelling &quot;I need something for ringworm!&quot; across a crowded drug store.</description><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A slice of Delicate Pie...</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/a-slice-of-delicate-pie/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/a-slice-of-delicate-pie/</guid><description>My Led Zeppelin cover band plays its first gig. &quot;I laughed, I cried, it was much better than Cats&quot; and there were free beers backstage.</description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ichigo Ichie</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/ichigo-ichie/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/ichigo-ichie/</guid><description>A short, once-in-a-lifetime stop in Japan. A quieter bookend to the Asia trip, and a phrase I can&apos;t quite shake.</description><pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Marriage of Vincenzo</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-marriage-of-vincenzo/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-marriage-of-vincenzo/</guid><description>Back to Thailand for Vince&apos;s beachside wedding preceded by a bachelor party best left in multiple-choice form, and a muay thai session against a 6&apos;6&quot; Kiwi who just kept punching my face.</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>My 200 dollar cup of coffee</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/my-200-dollar-cup-of-coffee/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/my-200-dollar-cup-of-coffee/</guid><description>A cup of coffee in Hoi An somehow becomes a $200 suit, railroaded by a tiny tailor with raptor-talon toenails. Plus Sapa&apos;s blanket-sellers, who&apos;d make terrifying cold-callers.</description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hijacked in Hanoi</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/hijacked-in-hanoi/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/hijacked-in-hanoi/</guid><description>My first three hours in Hanoi: ambushed by four giggling students, fed ice cream, photographed with fashion models, and nearly flattened playing human Frogger across the street.</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>All that for four minutes?</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/all-that-for-four-minutes/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/all-that-for-four-minutes/</guid><description>I train for months and drop 20 pounds as &quot;Hungry Dave a.k.a. Asshole Dave,&quot; then step into the ring for an amateur muay thai bout that lasts all of four minutes.</description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Horizontal rain and a bunch of old cathedrals</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/horizontal-rain-and-a-bunch-of-old-cathedrals/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/horizontal-rain-and-a-bunch-of-old-cathedrals/</guid><description>Iceland (cold, windy, like a faked Mars landing), then Italy, where every town&apos;s attraction is a cathedral and my dad ambushes my vegetarian friends with ten kinds of grappa.</description><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Four days in Havana</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/four-days-in-havana/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/four-days-in-havana/</guid><description>Four days in Havana on a whim. A Russian-jet flight on Cubana Airlines, warm beer, daiquiris, and a baseball game that dissolves into chaos.</description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bay to Blazers</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/bay-to-blazers/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/bay-to-blazers/</guid><description>San Francisco&apos;s Bay to Breakers — 7 miles that are 3% race and 97% public depravity.</description><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Valentine&apos;s Day Pillow Fight</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/valentine-s-day-pillow-fight/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/valentine-s-day-pillow-fight/</guid><description>Because nothing says &quot;I love you&quot; like beating the hell out of strangers in a public square.</description><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>All I&apos;ve Got Are These Damn Nepalese Coins</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/all-i-ve-got-are-these-damn-nepalese-coins/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/all-i-ve-got-are-these-damn-nepalese-coins/</guid><description>I trudge toward Annapurna Base Camp at 14,000 feet, drinking beer that tastes like a urine sample and plotting Mark&apos;s death the whole way up.</description><pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Tube of Caulk</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-tube-of-caulk/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-tube-of-caulk/</guid><description>How a single tube of caulk, dropped down an air vent, snowballed into jackhammers, a $500 repair, and a winter with no bathroom sink.</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The World Cup and the Running of the Bulls</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-world-cup-and-the-running-of-the-bulls/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/the-world-cup-and-the-running-of-the-bulls/</guid><description>Three weeks chasing the World Cup across Germany in a beat-up Volvo, then running with the bulls in Pamplona. Lesson learned: bulls are big, and Max won&apos;t wait up for you.</description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Final Word</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/a-final-word/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/a-final-word/</guid><description>Six months in Thailand end. I reflect on a country abandoning itself to tourism, a wall of fish on a scuba trip, and why selling a girl named Porn is perfectly legal.</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Khao Lak Asstravaganza</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/khao-lak-asstravaganza/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/khao-lak-asstravaganza/</guid><description>With the houses nearly done, we keep morale up through an escalating inter-team mooning campaign that culminates in the first-ever Ass Pyramid launched from a moving truck.</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy 2549!</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/happy-2549/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/happy-2549/</guid><description>Christmas in Thailand brings me a hot shower at last, an epic battle with a four-inch spider, and accidentally buying menstrual medicine for a cough.</description><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ton Sai Blows...</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/ton-sai-blows/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/ton-sai-blows/</guid><description>Pouring concrete, digging out a septic ring packed like Thanksgiving cranberry sauce, and inventing increasingly absurd lies for the Monday volunteer meeting.</description><pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Stop, Listen... and Love</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/stop-listen-and-love/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/stop-listen-and-love/</guid><description>A more reflective stretch in Khao Lak talking about the people behind the houses, the friendships forming, and why I keep choosing the shovel.</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>From Dean to Queen</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/from-dean-to-queen/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/from-dean-to-queen/</guid><description>I get promoted to project manager under Dean, a Bobcat-wielding psycho and end up in drag for Halloween. 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Just like Rio, but a lower risk of venereal disease.</description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Santa&apos;s Boy Toy:  A Christmas Story</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/santa-s-boy-toy-a-christmas-story/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/santa-s-boy-toy-a-christmas-story/</guid><description>I volunteer as a Christmas elf on a whim and accidentally become the North Pole&apos;s heartthrob.</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2004 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Stefano&apos;s Wedding and El Masturbador</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/stefano-s-wedding-and-el-masturbador/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/stefano-s-wedding-and-el-masturbador/</guid><description>Five days before the wedding: no tux, no reception, no rings. 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I wept uncontrollably.</description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2004 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>This Weather Sucks...</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/this-weather-sucks/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/this-weather-sucks/</guid><description>New Zealand turns on the monsoon, so I make the best of it: glowworms (technically glow-maggots), getting rolled down a hill in a giant ball, and Roto-Vegas minus the casinos.</description><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2004 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Greetings from Auckland</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/greetings-from-auckland/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/greetings-from-auckland/</guid><description>A week in Fiji with bathwater seas, terrifyingly friendly locals, and a kava ceremony that left my tongue numb.</description><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2004 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Europe Summer 2003</title><link>https://thetravelsofdave.com/europe-summer-2003/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thetravelsofdave.com/europe-summer-2003/</guid><description>Europe, by my own summary: a lot of old shit, and not everybody speaks English.</description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2003 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>